Saturday, July 09, 2005

Izzy, the Jew

Apparently the Dungeon has a message board, so apparently I clicked on what appeared to be the join button and started adding my non-important opinions to the everlasting torrent of non-important opinions that is a message board.

But something different would happen today.

On a particular topic about piracy, I said:

I thought that it was a fair assumption because, after all, pirates ruled the oceans and would still if people hadn't gone out of their way inventing seadoos.

But that's not the point. It seems that someone mildly disagrees with my conceptions.

Woah, hold it right there Timmy! I think someone just burst a major vein.

His post scared me deeply, though: it appears that nowadays, thinking something is expensive will put you in a different ethnic group! And what is it with this "passive" category of entertainment? Is that when you're just kinda having fun? His message confused my feeble mind, so I had to reply (click on the thumbnail to open it):

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Ahhh, that's better - although I'm still wondering where he got his PhD on Bullshit.


At 9:56 PM, Blogger MeL said...

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At 9:58 PM, Anonymous Sam said...

He probally got his PhD in Bullshit from the same place where i took Pimp'n 101 lol, he is quite the retard good job on straighting his shit out

At 9:59 PM, Anonymous Viki said...

Izzy your my hero.

Internet, Home of the Ignorant.

P.S: Pirates ARE cool, How often do you get to say "Arrr Me Pegg-leg is stuck in the hole in me deck".

My friend Pirates crap all the time, and the fact that he has a bird that sits on his shoulder all the time just adds to the humor of it.

At 10:00 PM, Blogger MeL said...

CONGRATS IZZY! On yet another successful blog that has blown away my mind. I absolutely ADORE your humor. Intelligent, AND godly! Way to go dude!

(sorry, I fucked up on the other comment I left, lol, then I deleted it:P)

At 10:40 PM, Anonymous bebba said...

Re: Pirates,
"What's yarn?"
"It's made from the wool of sheep."
"Oh, I thought it was the sound a pirate made when he was tired...":P:P:P
Whoa Timmy, was was a funny one eh?

At 10:51 PM, Blogger David Fuchs (Greg Goble) said...

Piracy, what a wonderful engine to the future. Just maybe in five hundred years people will say that "the napster" was the beginning of this Marxist Eutopian society.

At 11:20 PM, Anonymous Messiah said...

Maybe he got his PhD from the same place where you had your jewish baptism, Mr. Moyses.

At 11:35 PM, Blogger Empress_Aislygn said...

Umm... I'm a jew...

At 12:12 PM, Blogger pureevilmatt said...

At The Dungeon Messageboard (DMB), we encourage a wide vocabulary and a vast vernacular. We don't restrict the use of language in any way and maintain a healthy dynamic lexicon that includes every word imaginable, words that aren't even words, including words that were/are/and will be considered to be racial slurs.

Anyone who trys to limit what you can and can't say is trying to control your thoughts. That's facism.

Here at the DMB, we maintain an enviroment that is tollerant of all mindsets, even the intollerant ones, such as yours. You are obviously intollerant of racial slurs on some level, and thus, by preaching your intollerance, you are hitler.

This is not a bad thing, hitler. Since you think we hate jews, that means you'll probably like us better and increase your postcount to postwhore like proportions.


At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Breno said...

hello uncle kid, don't apalpe more gringas, it's an ugly thing, of curse, if they're drunk, it's more safer, go ahead, kick ass little boy!

At 2:41 PM, Anonymous Izzy Nobre said...

Huh... me not aproving racial slurs turns me into a racist?

Nice logic there, Matt.

At 3:29 PM, Anonymous lab said...

Yea. I think our friend Matt just don't know how to read a post, am I right, dude?

C'mon. In Brazil we can live with that kind of stuff. But, here? WTF? C'mon you lazy deepshit. Read before posting those non-sense messages.

At 12:00 AM, Anonymous Bebba said...

I'm doin' a Jew;)

At 6:48 PM, Anonymous Luna church said...

Matt did not say you're a racist, he said you're a facist.

i guess you don't know how to read a post.

At 7:20 PM, Anonymous Izzy Nobre said...

Matt did not say you're a racist, he said you're a facist.

i guess you don't know how to read a post.

He called me intolerant, and racism is intolerance. Ergo, he called me a racist.

And let's not forget he nicknamed me "Hitler", which makes obvious what he was implying I am (a racist).

At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's funny because his name is tim... and you called him timmy non-assumingly.


At 8:18 PM, Anonymous Izzy Nobre said...

Hahaha, I only noticed now.

Talk about coincidence ;D

At 8:24 PM, Anonymous Timmy, "The God of Bananas" said...

You should probably all actually read that thread, and not just assume shit. I know more about how the game industry works then most people, because I'm really a fucking nerd that sits on his ass all day.

But seriously, piracy is fucking the game industry up the ass, and people that never pay for any games really piss me off. Fuck pirates, they're nothing compared to ninjas.

At 8:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

By passive entertainment I think he meant your just watching/listening to it, your not interacting. With video games/computer games, your also thinking, i.e. playing the game.

At 10:04 PM, Anonymous Izzy Nobre said...

Huh, someone doesn't know the meaning of the word "sarcastic". Then again this is the same person who aparently doesn't have the balls to attach a name to their message, so let's let that one slide ;)

What I meant - through the magical means of SARCASM! - is that passive/active/whatever entertainment is simply entertainment, just the same, regardless of the definitions your friend made up.

At 9:29 PM, Blogger Empress_Aislygn said...

Wow, for all you people getting so worked up over this: Even in the video game, there is a continue when you die.... don't let the world of video games be the be all end all of your universe.... that's just pathetic. Move on! Go outside! Run! Fly! Be free of Halo! Live without Morrowind! Shake of the shakles of Wolfenstein! Run outside the dungeons of Dungeon Seige! ... Get a life....


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